UEDA KICKED NAKAMARU OFF THE BED!

R-ONE KAT-TUN No. 058 2007.05.08

N : I played baseball game with Ueda before right?
U : (laughs)
N : About 4 years ago, we competed on the baseball game, “Power Pro”, on PlayStation
U : Hn!
N : Ueda-kun was weak and I was very strong, the results was 50-0 right? (laughs)
U : (laughs) Yes, I think that was the results. This guy wouldn’t stop! (laughs)
N : When we reached the critical stage of earning high points, and I thought that this game would never end, Ueda got angry. We were playing on the bed, and you kicked me
U : Yes, I did!
N : There was a “dong!” (1)
U : (laughs) I kicked you!
N : You shouted, “I don’t know how to play!” And I shouted, “That hurts!”, before falling off the bed
U : You fell down (laughs)
N : And then I suddenly thought to myself, ‘I should bluff Ueda!”, so I acted like I was dead
U : Yep
N : I acted like I was dead!
U : Yes, you did!
N : And Ueda said, “What is this?! I don’t know how to play! Oi, Nakamaru! Oi, Nakamaru!”
U : Yep
N : And slowly (laughs) it became, “Oi, Nakamaru? Oi~~~ Nakamaru~~~?”
U : Yes
N : Did you believe my act?
U : I did! And I thought, “This is bad! This is bad!”
N : It was so funny! I was thinking Ueda was really panicking
U : Really. And when Nakamaru said, “I bluffed you!”, I was really relieved (laughs)
N : (laughs) You had the “I’m saved! I didn’t kill someone” feeling
U : (laughs) Yes!



R-ONE KAT-TUN No. 192 2009.12.01

N : Ah! I played baseball game in the past; when we were in Osaka for concert, I played “Power Pro”
U : Ah~~~ Yes, “Power Pro” was very popular then
N : Didn’t we play together before? Creating a racket in the room
U : Nakamaru-kun and me?
N : Yep, and the results was 50-0 (laughs)
U : (laughs) Ah, yes
N : Ueda-kun was so angry that he kicked me off the bed
UN : (laughs)
U : Yes! And you faked death!
N : I did. As I was kicked down, I thought I’ll just act like I had a concussion (laughs) So I lied there without moving, and after awhile, Ueda-kun started to worry (laughs)
U : (laughs) It’s more of panic
N : He shouted, “Oi~ Oi~!” (laughs) This is nostalgic
U : (laughs) It’s nostalgic indeed


Translator’s notes:

(1) I believed “dong” is the sound that was made when Ueda kicked Nakamaru.

Pictures credit to unlle-os
Translations credit to snowaltz (konoaida)