N: Good evening, i'm Nakamaru Yuichi!
U: This is ep 236 of the smiley radio show!
N: rocket start corner!
My grandma's already 85 years old, yet she took the express bus by herself from Nagasaki
to Kumamoto to visit me. She's full of energy isn't she!
N: alright. so today's rocket is it able to start?
N: Understood! So let's start tonight's show!
U: KAT-TUN Ueda Tatsuya and
N: Nakamaru Yuichi's
U&N: R-ONE KAT-TUN
U: This is very amazing ne!
N: And she even took an express bus
U: If i say "i can't start" to this..
N: (laugh) then people will think that "oei why are you so cold!"
U: yes yes, but it's good to be so active! really~it's good to have such an energetic
N: yea~~my grandma's also like this, i'm not exaggerating okay
N: my grandma's already around 80, but she still goes for scuba diving
U: are you serious?!
N: really really. when we went for a trip to Guam, we went to the beach and swam
U: REALLY?! that's amazing!
N: amazing right!
U: you can also see many grandmotherly-level people in the pool
N: yes there are...really energetic
U: How is it?
U: it's...my first time seeing grandmothers in swimming costume!
U: but..to a man...(laugh)..how do i put this...
N: (laugh) you don't need to continue the rest!
N: eyaaaa...it's amazing for grandma to take the express bus! ueda-kun's also a step nearer to 85 years old!
U: maa you're right..
N: becoming like this ne..
U: i'm also a step closer to being a grandpa XD [hahah his tone here's super cute!]
N: Ueda kun! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
U: thank you very much!
N: 4th Oct! you've become 27 years old!
N: how is it? uh...is there?
N: uhh like what kind of 27 year old do you want to be, like what do you want to do..things like that
U: how's it? but for normal 27 year olds, they already have a stable life right?
N: yaa...they're already stable..will become good citizens too..
U: uhh if it's like this..then we are...a bit out of the norm? right?
N: so...we do not have a stressful life..eh? no stress?
U: nope. we've a lot of outlets to release our stress don't we? so to say that men die earlier than women, it must be because of the stress!
N: a society filled with stress..
U: you can say that..
N: then maybe we can live forever ne?
U: maybe can live forever!
N: ma...ano..we're talking about life and death again hahaha
N: maamaa...we've enough of this topic! next! here are the presents from everyone!
U: thank you very much!
N: ya...it's like this everytime ne
U: sorry for the trouble!
translations credit to kattunsaikou